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Miss Julia outwits the medical experts again

Janis_G
16 years ago

Y'all know by now that my Aunt Julia is a BIRD!

She is blind, Macular Degeneration and a quack that burned up her GOOD eye with a lasar, he zapped the wrong one.

Anyway, Miss Julia had a bad fall a few weeks back and has ended up in a re-hab yet again.

Katrina called her the other day and found Miss Julia is great spirits. This was wonderful because she had been complaining that she couldn't have anything to drink. No

not even a drink of water without some kind of stuff she called thickening. She refused that and begged constantly for just one cup of coffee or water, if only she could just have some water.

Katrina, knowing our dear Aunt as well as we do ourselves

and knowing that our motto is "where there is a will, there is a way" figured something was up so she badgered Miss Julia til she spilled the beans. Miss Julia swore Katrina to secrecy.

It seems that in her quest for a drink of water our clever aunt devised a plan. Every time she wanted a drink she would very sweetly ask the nurse if she could go to the bathroom to clean her dentures, '"she just can't stand dirty dentures". Of course they let her do that so miss Julia carefully washed out her denture cup, filled it to the brim and drank water till it started coming out her ears.:0)

She was quite proud of herself for outwiting the powers that be. Come to think of it, I think she is a pretty sharp

lady. You Go Miss Julia, go girl!!!

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