Thanks, folks, for yer Thanksgiving feast offered to this furriner this after-noon! o j (When I had to change first letter in "this", it did it O.K. - but when I changed the last letter and didn't hit "space" and "delete" - it ddidisdisadisapdisappdisappedisappeadisappeardisappearedisappeareddisappeared). (didn'didn't hit "space" after my period - sorry, ladies). (When I did the edit there were three lines of "disappeared" - eenendendiendinending in the c9mplete word, plus bracket and period). o j - still here, (I think) E T A: If you're using a phone, turn it sideways. o j

Did you hear about the guy who jumped off a Paris bridge? . . . . He was in Seine.

Did you hear that somebody spiked the punch at a roof designer convention? . . . The next day, everybody had a terrible overhang.

I wanted to start a new diet ... I feel like I have way too much on my plate right now.