Thanks, moonie for getting it going. I had a funeral to go to this a.m. Any time I'm not around, anyone should feel free to start the thread...it's not mine, but ours. So if I haven't gotten it going, have at it and enjoy! I'll catch up eventually. ----------------- Father O'Seamus, at the pulpit told us that the end of the world is near, and we must be prepared. He said, "Stand up, all those that want to go to heaven." Of course, we all stood up right away. And he said, "Stand up, all those that want to go to hell." Nobody stood up except Muldoon. Father said, "Muldoon, do you want to go to hell?" He said, "No father, but I didn't like to see you standing there by yourself." -- Hal Roach

The fattest knight at King Arthur’s round table was Sir Cumference. He acquired his size from too much pi.

could someone explain ded's? I don't get it.

Today my wife saved $247.83 by not going to Target for toothpaste. tj