My DH would definitely agree with that! He says I carp about stuff he hasn't even said yet! I tell him I heard him *think* it!

There were so many in my family, I was eight years old before it was my turn in the bathroom.

eld, yours reminds me of the old George Burns story. A reporter was asking him to what he attributed his long life and he said, every day I have a drink and a cigar. The reporter said, "Really? What does your doctor say about that?" George replied, "Him? Oh he died."

You know, I really look up to my uncle. He’s been a great role model. He has the heart of a lion…and a lifetime ban from the zoo