The worst part about parallel parking is the witnesses. tj

I agree with you @tsugajunkie z5 SE WI ♱. I was watching a program the other night and the woman working alone late hears a noise and starts looking around the office saying, "Hello? Is anyone there?" I'm thinking, "Run, you fool. Don't ask questions."

Every day, I walk my cow through the vineyard. That's right...I herd it through the grapevine.

^^^Along the same lines.^^^ Being in your 70's is confusing. On paper, I'm 71. In my head, I'm 41. At a concert, I'm 21. After 9:00 p.m., I'm 91. Getting up off the floor, I'm 102. When someone makes me mad, I'm 2. But when a 70's song comes on, I'm 18 in a field with a bonfire when I was supposed to be home already!