Honibaker, thats actually not true. Veterinarians are among the highest suicide rate for professionals. Anyway, my ex was a dentist, so maybe dentists have the highest divorce rate. No idea.

Neglected to wipe down the machine they just used

My dog was pretty good at most dishes, but hated the coffee cups. And because he refused to dry them and put them away, I fired him.

Scratch an itch press an elevator button that has already been pushed