Decades ago I was working in a very busy place. One of the secretaries came out to the very busy nexus processing area and as she handed me some paperwork, she scootched into a very contorted position just before she left that room. This was all within two seconds. She looked back at me and offered the explanation that she had to adjust her t_____ (very intimate fem hygiene product). She was a hoot. (I told you it was rushed and busy — no time to pop into a washroom, evidently.)

What is this thing you call 'shopping for clothes'? Clickity-click-click and somebody brings them to you. I'll say walking.

Annie, you and I might be obsessed with teeth. Secretly judge. Hmm. Intelligence, education (formal or otherwise — do they read? think?) Whether they chew gum and snap it. ” ” pick their teeth in public, or even floss in public. Body odor Grooming

Decorate the house/yard for the holidays Put up a Ring camera Start a garden, vegetable or flower