Did you hear about the man who called his doctor’s office because he’d turned invisible? . . . . . Sadly, nobody could see him for weeks.

I bought my friend an elephant for her room. She said “Thanks!” . . . I said “Don’t mention it.”

Why was everyone so tired on April 1? Because they just finished a long 31-day March.

Dh's Fish & Game club restrooms were Pointers and Setters. Even funnier, when they updated the toilets they installed all tall elongated ones. Ladies sat with our knees (and some heads) against the cubicle doors! s