This meme must be from 2020

Why don't tacos play poker but burritos do? Tacos fold too easily, but burritos are on a roll.

When we feed the feral cats at night we occasionally have a small opossum show up to feed. The cats have no problem eating with the opossum. And some nights we have 2 or 3 raccoons show up. But they take over and eat until they're done and then the cats can eat. Last night the funniest thing happened. Richard fed the cats (there were about 5). About 15 minutes later there was a knocking at the door. I opened the door and there was 1 raccoon standing on his hind legs and knocking (tapping with his claws). Apparently he had arrived late and the cats had eaten everything. I didn't have the heart to shoo him away. He backed off and I put more kibble out. I wish I could have gotten a video of that.

During class one day, a teacher trying to teach good manners asked her students the following question: "Joe, if you were on a date having dinner with a nice young lady, how would you tell her that you have to go to the bathroom?" Joe said, "Just a minute, I have to go pee." The teacher responded, "That would be rude and impolite." "What about you, Mark? How would you say it?" Mark said, "I am sorry, but I really need to go to the bathroom. I'll be right back." "That's better," said the teacher, "but it's still not very nice to say the word 'bathroom' at the dinner table." "And you, Little Johnny... can you use your brain for once and show us your good manners?" Johnny said, "Darling, may I please be excused for a moment? I have to shake hands with a very dear friend of mine, whom I hope to introduce to you after dinner." The teacher fainted.