Oly, yours just reminded me of this:

If you’re naked on your front porch and the neighbors can’t see you, it's rural.

If they call the cops, it's suburban.

If they ignore you, it's urban.

If your naked neighbor waves at you from their porch , it's Florida.

Hahaah eld! I get the feed from the state police and a couple of months ago, they got a call from a person who said their neighbor was out shoveling snow with their pants around their ankles!! I guess suburban? 😆

I once lived in an apartment complex that housed a naked (except for shoes) jogger. Everyone ignored him or greeted him politely. By the way, why are streakers always males? Do you ever hear about a naked woman running around?

@Fun2BHere because…men!

Rusty

^^^ Ah, Fun, yes! I have actually seen a naked (young) woman running in public!

It was the Fourth of July town parade c. 1960 (?) in the then-tiny town of Washington NH that went right down Main St past our house. Most of the townsfolk had turned out to enjoy the day, and as she ran past, I heard one person say "Yes, that's ****... !" . Lots of cheering and good humour, mostly by the male observers, lol. =)

By the way, why are streakers always males?

Because a well endowed woman might bounce herself to death! ;-O