Oly, years back my oldest once bought a shot of esoresso and the rest foam! Ridiculous.

Three surgeons were discussing who makes the best patients to operate on. The first surgeon said, "Electricians are the best. Everything inside them is color coded." The second surgeon said *No, I think librarians are. Everything inside them is in alphabetical order. The third surgeon shut them both up when he said, "You're both wrong. Politicians are the easiest to operate on. There's no guts, no heart, no brains, and no spine. Plus, the head and the a$$ are interchangeable."

A married man saved his girlfriend's phone number on his cell phone as *"LOW BATTERY"* with no ringtone. Whenever she calls him in his absence his wife takes the phone and plugs it into the charger. The guy was nominated for the Nobel Prize for "Innovation and Peace".

My car was making annoying squeaky noises this morning. It stopped once I dropped off the kids.