nicole, I laughed at your joke. I remember how I would try on the ladies fur coats that had been tossed on the bed when my parents had parties. It was my job to carry the coats upstairs, then I had my own little fashion show.

Why was everyone so tired on April 1? Because they just finished a long 31-day March.

Today is National Challah Day

Police arrest a drunk and tell him anything he says may be held against him. So he says, "Sophia Vergara".