nicole, I laughed at your joke. I remember how I would try on the ladies fur coats that had been tossed on the bed when my parents had parties. It was my job to carry the coats upstairs, then I had my own little fashion show.

What’s the difference between a happy dog and a marine biologist? One is a tail wagger and the other is a whale tagger!

Why do teenage girls travel in odd numbered groups? . . . . Because they just can’t even.

I'll bet Egyptians were all like "Yo, nobody in history will ever worship and revere cats like we do" and then came the internet. tj