My wife wanted me to see a Dr about my anger issues. So I'm sitting in the Doctors office and he poses the question: "What would you do if a train was coming down the hallway right at you?". I said, "I'd get in my helicopter and fly off." The Dr asked, "Where'd you get a helicopter from?" Same place you got the MF train from, I said. This is why I have anger issues....

Rusty

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Did you hear about the guy who pickpocketed a dwarf? . . . . . How could anybody stoop so low?!