"Do be a Do Bee and don't be a Don't Bee." -- Miss Nancy, Romper Room

Related to me by an elderly gentleman behind me in the grocery store check out line: "My brother-in-law in Florida caught an alligator, but his wife couldn't cook it because all she had was a crock pot." https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RgZZBwG7slY

Rusty

A polar bear walks into a bar and says to the bartender “I’ll have a rum …………………. and coke.” The bartender asks, “What’s with the big pause?” The bear shrugs. “I was born with them.”