#!)You hosted a potluck. #@) Yep. #!)You didn't assign dishes. #@) Nope. #!) Well that explains why you have 20 bags of Doritos!

I may not have known the difference, but I do know how to spell "Memorial". Why do people who make memes not spellcheck?

Did you hear about the fork factory with poor quality control? . . . . It was the best of tines, it was the worst of tines....

An Englishman, a Scotsman, an Irishman, a Welshman, a Russian, a Latvian, a Turk, an Aussie, Two Kiwis, a German, and American, a Cypriot, an Egyptian, a Mexican, a Spaniard, a Pole, a Lithuanian, a Romanian, a Dane, an Israeli, a Bulgarian, a Serb, a Greek, a Norwegian, an Ethiopian, a Nigerian and a Chilean walk into a nightclub. The bouncer steps in front of the group. “Sorry, I can’t let you in without a Thai.”