(android for me, but same story)

An Englishman, a Scotsman, an Irishman, a Welshman, a Russian, a Latvian, a Turk, an Aussie, Two Kiwis, a German, and American, a Cypriot, an Egyptian, a Mexican, a Spaniard, a Pole, a Lithuanian, a Romanian, a Dane, an Israeli, a Bulgarian, a Serb, a Greek, a Norwegian, an Ethiopian, a Nigerian and a Chilean walk into a nightclub. The bouncer steps in front of the group. “Sorry, I can’t let you in without a Thai.”

Did you hear about the guy who jumped off a Paris bridge? . . . . He was in Seine.

@eld6161...YOU should start a thread about Thanksgiving stories. ie: I'm talking to my mom on the phone and she says, "Oh! Lucy! (her cat).....Oh...Lucy just walked all over the rolled out pie dough. Oh well...no one will know." I tell my husband, don't eat the pie. After dinner, we're asked if we want a slice of pie...."Oh no...we're just stuffed! Mom says, "Oh you've got to eat a piece, Cheryl brought the pies!" Oh...Ok....I'll take a piece. :0)