Fester, from The Adams Family...

Did you hear about the fork factory with poor quality control? . . . . It was the best of tines, it was the worst of tines....

Did you hear about the guy who jumped off a Paris bridge? . . . . He was in Seine.

@eld6161...YOU should start a thread about Thanksgiving stories. ie: I'm talking to my mom on the phone and she says, "Oh! Lucy! (her cat).....Oh...Lucy just walked all over the rolled out pie dough. Oh well...no one will know." I tell my husband, don't eat the pie. After dinner, we're asked if we want a slice of pie...."Oh no...we're just stuffed! Mom says, "Oh you've got to eat a piece, Cheryl brought the pies!" Oh...Ok....I'll take a piece. :0)