I may not have known the difference, but I do know how to spell "Memorial". Why do people who make memes not spellcheck?

While drinking and driving are forbidden (in many areas) ... ... I'm not sure of this, not having been a smoker since for about 6 mos. or so at about age 16, I'm pretty sure that drinking while smoking that cigar is going to require a good deal of agility! Or having to deal with soiled clothing, furniture, etc. ole joyful

Did you hear about the big sale on paddles? . . . . It was quite the oar-deal!

Did you hear about the fork factory with poor quality control? . . . . It was the best of tines, it was the worst of tines....