So funny re the hair dryer. I had one ( with the shower cap bonnet ) until about 6 years ago when we were downsizing. It still worked. I did use it once in a blue moon, but it had a very distinct plastic or electric odor when it was n. Roxana, hair twins we are. Annie- yes, it did have the 2 little vents that were supposed to dry your polish. I was trying to remember what brand it was.. because that thing sure lasted. I was going to say GE but I'm thinking maybe Sunbeam??

Re: Complimentary bread. Once, in Germany, there was a charge on our bill for bread. We hadn't eaten any from the basket on our table, but we were charged because we had not told the waiter to remove it when we sat down. (This was a very long time after WWII.)

I may not have known the difference, but I do know how to spell "Memorial". Why do people who make memes not spellcheck?

An Englishman, a Scotsman, an Irishman, a Welshman, a Russian, a Latvian, a Turk, an Aussie, Two Kiwis, a German, and American, a Cypriot, an Egyptian, a Mexican, a Spaniard, a Pole, a Lithuanian, a Romanian, a Dane, an Israeli, a Bulgarian, a Serb, a Greek, a Norwegian, an Ethiopian, a Nigerian and a Chilean walk into a nightclub. The bouncer steps in front of the group. “Sorry, I can’t let you in without a Thai.”