Every day I walk my cows through the vineyard.... Yes, that's right. I herd it through the grapevine.

A polar bear walks into a bar and says to the bartender “I’ll have a rum …………………. and coke.” The bartender asks, “What’s with the big pause?” The bear shrugs. “I was born with them.”

Why do defense lawyers go out for Mexican food when they’re feeling down? . . . . . To get some case-ideas!

What happens when a piano is dropped down a mine shaft? . . . A flat miner.