A snail was mugged by two tortoises. The police came to take his statement and asked him for the details. "Geez", he replied, "it all happened so fast".

I used to do horrible things for money…like get up early and go to work. tj

Now I can't unser it

Dog-gone good story! After getting off bus in nearby village, was hitchhiking home, lady concerned, called cops, the one replying said she said she'd offered to drive me, I said if I'd heard it, I'd have replied, "Thank you, ma'am- that's very kind of you". He, a city cop, asked permission to leave the city to drive me home, and did. Standard time isn't friendly to hitchhikers: two weeks and a bit ago it got dark at 6; now it gets dark at 5. ole joyful (forgot to hit "space" - again! So - had to come back). o j