A snail was mugged by two tortoises. The police came to take his statement and asked him for the details. "Geez", he replied, "it all happened so fast".

In Canada we call it "Remembrance Day". The ones that we remember on this occasion are mainly the ones who lost their lives on the field of battle, and their service was completed at that time. We require that women and men be in top condition to join the military services. During their military service, many are grievously injured, in body, mind and/or emotion or spirit. For many, those injuries reduce their capacity to carry on and enjoy their lives well for years, even throughout the rest of their lives. When those who have served come home so broken, even to be unable to provide for themselves, and their families, their nation owes them to take care of them. We have not fulfilled those obligations well, as many of our veterans have not been able to provide for themselves and are among the homeless, wandering our streets. A substantial number, losing hope, take their own lives. We need to publicize this issue and build support among our citizenry for helping them, then our Department of Veterans' Affairs and our governments to care for these people who provided such loyal service at such great personal cost. ole joyful

I didn't get the "Edgar Allan Poe Poe" one, either, so thanks for the explanatipn words as referring to the police. But I don't remember ever having heard such words as related to police. One has new things to learn, even at an advanced age, it seems ... if only I can remember it. That dang computerized helper added some words here - and dragged me back to the top 4 times during my original story ... and 4 more during the first half of this sentence - now 4, then 5 more: 9 total! ole joyful

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