Nicole, I don't get the french bread one or the I won one either? Okay I googled the baguette one and see that it's shown as a weird wedding pic with no explanation. I saw someone guess this: "Alright then, the bride’s hair looks great, the coat is nice and fluffy, they’re both wearing crowns…sure, why not. Aaaand the groom is being impaled through the head with a baguette. It's like some kind of weird, Game of Thrones-meets-bakery photoshoot. GAME OF SCONES." I didn't watch that show but maybe there is some relationship? One site said it was shot in Russia.

Bigamy is the only crime where two rites make a wrong.

There were so many in my family, I was eight years old before it was my turn in the bathroom.

What do you get when you cross a donkey with an onion? A piece of a$$ that will bring a tear to your eye!!