I went to the liquor store Friday afternoon on my bicycle, bought two large bottles of wine and put it in the bicycle basket. As I was about to leave, I thought to myself that if I fell off the bicycle, the bottles would break. So I drank all the wine before I cycled home. It turned out to be a very good decision because I fell off my bicycle seven times on the way home.🙃🙃

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In case the sign on the back of the store employee is too blurry to read, it says, "The canned pumpkin is in aisle 5 under the Jello."

Rusty