Reminds me of the old line: Get off the stove, Grandma. You're too old to ride the range.

"I'd have to hitchhike a few miles before any bus nearby to hit me ......" was my first thought. Then I remembered - yellow school buses travel this road ... (but only five days a week, through most of the year). o j

"Nude pics" - I can't wait until I'm at a jam session or party and a fellow musician has a nude pick. I'll ask him if he has other nude pics in his pocket.

“In the beginning there was nothing. God said, ‘Let there be light!’ And there was light. There was still nothing, but you could see it a whole lot better.” - Ellen DeGeneres