I'm wondering, eld - did you stand there holding that fork long enough to have those strands of spaghetti freeze? Hope you were well bundled up! o j

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Mother to son: I'm warning you. If you fall out of that tree and break your legs, don't come running to me!

6yo (to her crying brother): "It's okay to be sad, sometimes we need to let our feelings out, just let yourself be sad." Me: "Oh darling, that's so lovely, well done. Why is he crying?" 6yo: "I hit him."