Due to the weather....ALL Walmart customers are being advised to wear two pairs of pajamas.

"Nude pics" - I can't wait until I'm at a jam session or party and a fellow musician has a nude pick. I'll ask him if he has other nude pics in his pocket.

Me behave? Seriously? As a child I saw Tarzan almost naked, Cinderella arrived home after midnight, Pinocchio told lies, Aladdin was a thief, Batman drove over 200 miles an hour, Snow White lived in a house with 7 men, Popeye smoked a pipe and had tattoos, Pac Man ran around to digital music while eating pills that enhanced his performance, and Shaggy and Scooby were mystery solving hippies that always had the munchies. The fault is not mine!

re empty Christmas wrapping paper tube. AND - for speaking into one end and making spooky noises to scare the cats.