Hahaha...I knew a gal who had a sister who got married. Apparently dad was not a fan of the guy and all the way down the aisle he was saying things like, "It's ok, we can just turn around right now and walk back out!"

Thanks for the bouquet and for starting the thread, @eld6161.

Eld, the guy thinks a woman is hot, if she's been in FB jail more often that him. I've been in FB jail for innocuous memes, that are way off the mark of what they say I'm doing (promoting violence etc, nudity etc.

I think the reason we are born with two hands is so we can pet two dogs at once.