Fun2BHere, you reminded me of the Shakespeare Insult Generator...there are a number of them on line https://codepo8.github.io/shakespeare-insult-generator/ Thou unmuzzled elf-skinned bladder!

I had a fridge like this. it was still running when it was 35 years old and the kitchen was remodeled. Had that wallpaper, too.

At age 81, Parks was robbed and assaulted in her home in central Detroit on August 30, 1994. The assailant, Joseph Skipper, broke down the door but claimed he had chased away an intruder. He requested a reward and when Parks paid him, he demanded more. Parks refused and he attacked her. Hurt and badly shaken, Parks called a friend, who called the police. A neighborhood manhunt led to Skipper's capture and reported beating. Parks was treated at Detroit Receiving Hospital for facial injuries and swelling on the right side of her face. Parks said about the attack on her by the African-American man, "Many gains have been made ... But as you can see, at this time we still have a long way to go." Skipper was sentenced to 8 to 15 years and was transferred to prison in another state for his own safety.[84][85][86][87] Suffering anxiety upon returning to her small central Detroit house following the ordeal, Parks moved into Riverfront Towers, a secure high-rise apartment building. Learning of Parks's move, Little Caesars owner Mike Ilitch offered to pay for her housing expenses for as long as necessary.[88]

While I don't normally do this, I'm flagging the above comment as I don't want to see the entire thread get pulled because of one post. No politicks allowed here...these "smile" threads are an escape from such.