Fester, from The Adams Family...

#!)You hosted a potluck. #@) Yep. #!)You didn't assign dishes. #@) Nope. #!) Well that explains why you have 20 bags of Doritos!

Did you hear about the guy who jumped off a Paris bridge? . . . . He was in Seine.

I do all my own stunts, but never intentionally. I get enough exercise just by pushing my luck. tj