Susanwv

HOOKERS UNION. A dedicated unionist was attending a convention in Las Vegas and decided to check out the local brothels: When he got to the first one, he asked the Madam. "Is this a union house?" "No." She replied. "I'm sorry it isn't." "Well, if I pay you $100, what cut do the girls get?" "The house gets $80 and the girls get $20." She answered. Offended at such unfair dealings, the union man stomped off down the street in search of a more equitable, hopefully unionized shop. His search continued until finally he reached a brothel where the Madam responded..... "Why yes sir, this is a union house. We observe all union rules." The man asked. "And, if I pay you $100, what cut do the girls get?" "The girls get $80 and the house gets $20." "That's more like it!" The union man said. He handed the Madam $100, looked around the room, and pointed to a stunningly attractive green-eyed blonde. "I'd like her." He said. "I'm sure you would, sir." Said the Madam. Then she gestured to a 92-year old woman in the corner. "But Ethel here has 67 years seniority and according to union rules, she's next."

nicole -- ^^^ That really 'hits the spot!"

Long long standing tradition among myself, my son and one of my nephews (who is like a son to me) sending each other Chuck Norris memes. Sayings also, like "Chuck like reflexes". Hope I didn't offend anyone