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Smile today - 2/3/24

Annie Deighnaugh

2 years ago

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Annie Deighnaugh
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2 years ago
eld6161
2 years ago
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Oh, I have to post this one as well! Two men leave a store. One man walks to his Corvette, the other walks to his moped. The guy with the moped admires the Corvette and the owner lets him take a look at it. Then the guy gets on his moped, the other guy gets into his ‘Vette, and they both leave the parking lot. The guy in the Corvette decides to show off and race out of the parking lot. He stops at a stop light. Enjoying his music, he looks out the window and sees the guy on the moped flying by at about 80 mph! He can’t believe a moped can go that fast! So, he races up to the guy on the moped and passes him again to show how fast he can go. At the next stop light, the guy on the moped speeds by once more. Finally, the Corvette and moped stop at the same stop light. “How the heck did you go past me so fast like that?!” the guy in the Corvette asks. The guy on the moped, all flushed and pale, looks at the man and says, “My suspenders are caught in your car door!!!!”
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Olychick
2 years ago
Jasdip
2 years ago
last modified: 2 years ago
And striking up a conversation. We'd never do that with someone reading on their phone.
dedtired
2 years ago
juneroses Z9a Cntrl Fl
2 years ago
Jay Foursee
2 years ago
buccos4vr
2 years ago
Susanwv
eld6161
2 years ago
Jay, can you explain the rams?
seagrass_gw Cape Cod
2 years ago
User
2 years ago

I'm from Texas...buuuuut.....I think my people are getting a little out of hand.....😂
Fun2BHere
2 years ago
Annie Deighnaugh
Original Author
2 years ago
Nicole, eld was asking about the rams, not the llamas.
Rusty
2 years ago

Rusty
Jay Foursee
2 years ago
@eld6161 unfortunately I can't, it's a bit of an inside joke and it would ruin it. If you know, you know.
User
2 years ago
I assumed it was the color of the rams...THAT was supposed to be funny....and it just doesn't mesh with THIS forum. ?
Sherry8aNorthAL
2 years ago
last modified: 2 years ago
Just post it. I have googled what ever I can think of and we DO NOT get your

?joke? Jay.
Olychick
2 years ago
Annie Deighnaugh
Original Author
2 years ago
I'm trying to remember who on hot topics always used to post that meme, I can't...you aren't a reincarnation by any chance, are you J4C?
Jay Foursee
2 years ago
last modified: 2 years ago
Just post it. I have googled what ever I can think of and we DO NOT get your

?joke? Jay.

May I just say this. The name of the thread is "Smile Today". There's

a certain group of people who will smile ear to ear today seeing that picture. I

realize there's certain others who will cringe. And there's others who will not

get it at all. It's

ok, whichever category you're in.
Fun2BHere
2 years ago
@Annie Deighnaugh, I believe the user was Margo.
Jay Foursee
2 years ago
@Annie Deighnaugh "you aren't a reincarnation by any chance"

I don't believe in reincarnation
Olychick
2 years ago
last modified: 2 years ago
Me either. You're obviously still the same guy.
colleenoz
2 years ago
Well, I think it’s the Three Billy Goats Gruff, which makes me wonder if Jay Foursee is letting us know that s/he is a troll…
donna_loomis
2 years ago
The only thing I came up with was that the goats ranged from small to large, leading me to think of age. Small Billy is clean shaven. Middle goat has a black goatee and last goat has a gray goatee.
Lars
2 years ago
last modified: 2 years ago
I think you have to be a child to "get" this goat reference.
Sherry8aNorthAL
2 years ago
Rude for sure.
carolb_w_fl_coastal_9/10
2 years ago
I recall someone using the goats as an indicator that they were questioning a previous post...
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HU-127064464
2 years ago
Along with the larger, white beard, the old goat had larger horns ... the youngest much less horny.

o j
Annie Deighnaugh
Original Author
2 years ago
Reminds me of that old one...

Mr. Bigger, Mrs. Bigger and Baby Bigger.

Which one is the largest?

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Baby Bigger because he's just a little bigger...

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