going to post a 2nd one today just because I am purging my email. (It's gonna take all day) Anyhow, I found this........ The Golden Years Situation Several days ago as I left a meeting at a hotel, I desperately gave myself a personal TSA pat-down.I was looking for my keys. They were not in my pockets. A quick search in the meeting room revealed nothing. Suddenly I realized I must have left them in the car.Frantically, I headed for the parking lot. My husband has scolded me many times for leaving the keys in the ignition. My theory is the ignition is the best place not to lose them. His theory is that the car will be stolen. As I burst through the door, I came to a terrifying conclusion. His theory was right.The parking lot was empty.I immediately called the police. I gave them my location, confessed that I had left my keys in the car, and that it had been stolen. Then I made the most difficult call of all,”Honey,” I stammered; ( I always call him “honey” in times like these.) “I left my keys in the car and it’s been stolen.”There was a period of silence. I thought the call had been dropped, but then I heard his voice. ”Are you kidding’ me,” he barked, “I dropped you off!!!”Now it was my time to be silent. Embarrassed, I said,”Well, come and get me.”He retorted, “I will, as soon as I convince this cop I didn’t steal your car.”Yep, it’s the golden years………….

actually, the nest is probably very comfortable .. with the twigs incorporating with the mop threads - helping it to sink into the mop for greater protection - to give it stability ... just susceptible to heavy heavy rain. great vantage point as well.

My DH would definitely agree with that! He says I carp about stuff he hasn't even said yet! I tell him I heard him *think* it!

I'm tired of being flat on the bottom! Do I get that way from sitting so long on the toilet? o j