Walking down the street using his mom's tool ... is usually helpful. Using his substantially ... can get you run over (unless, being in mom's pouch, she avoids cars, so you get home free). Unless he blocks her sightsightsightsightsightsightsightsightlines too heavily. o j

Haha, George Carlin had it right!

So do we, although it no longer works. i had one before my kitchen remodel. Contractor took it. It worked fine after 30 years.

I'm tired of being flat on the bottom! Do I get that way from sitting so long on the toilet? o j