When i write from my tablet i am a number ... Or from my phone get to use my name. And when here and want to transfer to capitals keyboard i get taken to symbols and must make a choice between two boards of them but can t return to alphabet. If i do i can t choose capitals ... Again ... Exclamation mark ... Doubled. Ole joyfuelled... Usually that spirit, anyway.

Protecting their family Food brands Pets allowed in their house or not allowed

Smashed furniture Wrote on walls Rearranged dishes in cupboards Began cleaning without being invited to do so ( I once had to catch myself before wiping smudges from their SS fridge door — slapped myself!) Didn’t catch my dog before he relieved himself indoors

Make their own dinner Make their own stink bomb, hornet spray, fish cakes, hot rod.