eld, no joke. I just watched an old movie, Dial 1119, from 1950 that was ahead of its time for sure. Dialing 911 for emergency didn't come out until almost 20 years later and they had a flat screen TV in the corner over the bar which wouldn't be available for another almost 50 years!

“You can’t teach people to be lazy – either they have it, or they don’t.” - Dagwood Bumstead

I'm not the biggest fan of zoos, but this is one thing they can do; they help extend dying species via birth and drawing attention to conservation efforts. And it happens to have been born in Tennessee. A solid, spotless giraffe was born! We're in the midst of naming it. https://www.tennessean.com/story/news/nation/2023/08/21/reticulated-giraffe-without-spots-born-tennessee-zoo/70645506007/?fbclid=IwAR0CN_p3n0iUFk9VnCf2GduGfV9RVxEu6_YdJw1dJAB_6KeqM_kVqI1UetU Here are the choices: Kipekee, which means "unique" Firyali, which means "unusual or extraordinary" Shakiri, which means "she is most beautiful" Jamella, which means "one of great beauty"

A man was walking along a mountain road and saw another man lying with his ear to the ground. As he approached the other man, he heard him talking. "Chevy pickup truck. Large tires. Green. Man driving with large German Shepherd in passenger seat. Loaded with firewood. California license plate 1PDR34." The observer was astounded. "You mean you can discern all that from listening with your ear to the ground?" he asked. "Ear to ground nuthin' " the man replied. That truck just ran over me."