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Comments (13)LOL, instar8! Shave? Heck, we'd probably have to wax the buggers! Calliope is right: I'm sure docking would become all the rage. I wouldn't have a tail. I'd have accidentally slammed mine in a car door long ago. I'm sure my jagged, bloody stump would be very attractive. Car seats would have to be designed differently. I wonder if we'd design them so our tails would poke through, or if our tails would go into a protective inner-chair pocket. would finally make sense (sort of). (Caution: link actually goes to some rather cheeky VS panties.) Would people get tail augmentations? Would they worry that they weren't thick enough? What would tail etiquette be? Would we speak "dog" (wagging = mostly good) or "cat" (wagging = mostly watch out) when we wagged? Could they be useful for sports? Would ballet be revolutionized? What about cheer leading: would tails get their own pom-pons? Would it be considered cruelty to build a "Chinese-handcuff-like-devise" into the desks of unruly school children so that we could keep them seated by poking the tip of their tail into it? You know how when it's really hot under the covers at night, you can regulate your body temp by sticking one foot outside the covers until you're cooler? Would comforters have "tail escape holes" sewn into them to facilitate footless temperature regulation? Would lovers "hold tails?" Toilets would probably have to be completely redesigned. The tanks couldn't go behind the bowl so there'd be adequate tail hang room when one sat. Would local news stations do exposes on how germy the tail space behind public toilets was? Would there be little plastic sleeves we could slip over our tails when we visited public facilities to avoid this? Would we need to wash our tails after we used the restroom? If a tail were to be clothed, would it be clothed with a bottom-up sock-like garment or a top-down sleeve-like addition to to pants and such. I s'pose up North it'd be both so we could dress in layers. During contentious political races would voters display their affection for candidates by affixing flags to their wags a la bumper sticker / lawn sign? Would chiropractors have more work? Would tail-less-ness (like in Manx cats) be a possible inheritable trait, and would there be a possible stigma attached to this? How would swimming strokes differ? Could the appendage function as a rudder? Would "tail tapping" be on par with "gum cracking" as a trait you would loathe in a co-worker? Hmmm....See MoreThe First Book of the Lasagna Bed
Comments (29)That was absolutely adorable! eaglesight, YOU are a blessing!! Please add update pictures to this thread; I'd love to see how your bed is doing now. For those of us who have just recently discovered the lasagna bed concept -- and as a 58 year old gardener, believe me I'm rejoicing!! -- "The First Book of the Lasagna Bed" was a great find. z6a friend in NJ: I'm sure by now you've found this, but if not, google Pat Lanza, who wrote the book. I'm online tonight to order copies for myself and my S-I-L. No more digging in rocks, roots and hard clay. I'm elated!!...See MoreBook: 'Your Money or Your Life'
Comments (11)I haven't read the book, so I can't comment on whether it's good overall, but all I was thinking when reading this post is that the budget in question wasn't drawn very well. Insurance and routine vet bills (yearly exams, shots, and a sick visit or two) are predictable expenses that should be included in one's budget. People often make budgets that are based almost solely on their regular monthly expenses (mortgage/rent, utilities, food, etc.) and don't go any further. They don't include entirely predictable but non-monthly expenses like insurance and property taxes, and they don't include items that are inevitable but not predictable as to timing and exact amount, such as home and car maintenance, home decorating, gifts, dining, medical deductibles and co-payments, entertainment, vacation, clothing, and so on. I think that's where the expense tracking comes in. After tracking expenses for several years (hopefully using a computer program like Quicken, which makes this *so* much easier!), you can make a budget that's actually realistic. You'll know that if you're not setting aside $XXX per month, you won't have enough to cover it if, for example, the water heater bursts or the front stairs collapse. I do agree that it's important to examine purchases to see whether they're worth their weight, but if you only track expenses and never have a comprehensive budget, you'll never know it when you inadvertently let your expenses slide too high....See MoreJack Reacher (by Lee Child) - first few sentences of first book
Comments (23)From TRIPWIRE, as described by Jody Garber: “His lazy lopsided grin. His tousled hair. His arms, so long they gave him a greyhound’s grace even though he was built like the side of a house. His eyes, cold icy blue like the Arctic. His hands, giant battered mitts that bunched into fists the size of footballs.”...See More- 3 years ago
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