Annie, my husband is on the merchandise service team at Lowe’s and that is exactly what his job is! LOL Donna

Hmmm. I don’t think Dan is the sharpest knife in the drawer…

Rusty - my MIL hated our dogs. She would pull her feet up under her everytime they came into the room. She also examined every meal we made for her, convinced she would find dog hairs. DH never had a dog as a child, but we've made up for that!!

95% sure it was a brown recluse. Grabbed the closest book. Just the juxtaposition of a brown recluse on Stephen King's face is making me laugh!