A lady was in the grocery store looking for a thanksgiving turkey but couldn't find one big enough for her family gathering. She asked the stock boy "Do these turkeys get any bigger?" The stock boy replied "No. They're dead."

11. Always loook for typos. 12. Demonstrate a superlative avoidance to utilizing unnecessarily multisyllabic verbiage. 13. Avoid repeatedly repeating repetitive words.

I took my cat to the beach. . . . (Not really, I don't have a cat.) Rusty

I was thinking about this video lately. I have no idea when it ocurred except to say the dog passed away in 2008. The PURE JOY of this dog and his owner made me want to watch it over and over. Still love it for a little pick-me-up!