For that gal on the pillow talk trip with the 99 problems, ded, of which 86 are made up, inconsequential ... would the other 13 be unlucky, do ya figger? p j (that was supposed to be "o j", ded: I'm not on my way to bed - either my finger slipped, or the editor in the device was ir-responsible/mistaken/to blame)

You've probably seen this guy James on FB. He does amazing photo-shopping, always making the photos worse than what the people ask for. Great humour.

"Daddy, I want mommy" is childspeak for "Let me speak to your manager."

Annie, yours made me think of this. I have a window blind on a front window that has wonky hardware. I have to wind up the blind by hand every time, which is mostly every night. That means lifting the blind out of the little metal slot first of course. Now, because I detest fooling around with window hardware of any kind, I've been winding the blind like this for a loooong time - I would say a couple years, maybe more. "I'll fix it tomorrow". Well, a week ago for some reason I grabbed the bottom and pulled down..........the window blind went up by itself ......and then I pulled it back down, I tried again, it rolled right up. So how long has the stupid thing been working? Look who's calling who/what stupid?