Jasdip, yours reminded me of when my Mom was getting a hysterectomy and having it done through her v. We thought of all the things we could write for the doc to see...starting with "Remove Sunglasses in Tunnel"...and it deteriorated from there. I can't remember when we laughed harder even though we'd laughed a lot together all our lives. One of the things I miss most is having her around to share our sense of humor. Thanks for bringing up that memory of laughter.

Give a man a fish and he eats for the day. Teach a woman to garden and the whole neighborhood gets zucchini.

I don’t need to play hard to get, I am already hard to want.

I read that, by law, you have to turn on your headlights whenever it's raining in Sweden. How am I supposed to know when it's raining in Sweden?