I'm pretty sure I've posted this before, but it always makes me laugh, so here it is again. Rusty

An old, blind Marine wanders into an all-girl biker bar by mistake. He finds his way to a bar stool and orders a shot of Jack Daniels. After sitting there for a while, he yells to the bartender, 'Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?' The bar immediately falls absolutely silent. In a very deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says, 'Before you tell that joke I think it is only fair, given that you are blind, that you should know five things: 1. The bartender is a blonde girl with a baseball bat. 2. The bouncer is a blonde girl. 3. I'm a 6-foot tall, 175-pound blonde woman with a black belt in karate. 4. The woman sitting next to me is blonde and a professional weight lifter. 5. The lady to your right is blonde and a professional wrestler. Now, think about it seriously, do you still wanna tell that blonde joke?' The blind Marine thinks for a second, shakes his head and mutters, 'No...not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times.' Rusty

Jasdip, yours reminds me of the time I was in the basement on the treadmill in a sweatshirt and I got hot so said, oh I can just flip this sweatshirt up and off my head no problem...well, it didn't happen, I got stuck with it over my head, lost my footing and got shot backwards into a recliner chair...and would you believe at work I was on the safety committee???? Doh!!

Mistresss can be queens, even though they have no morals.