I can’t give my opinion until I see the entire … picture.

Aw, come on Jinx, tell us what you really think! 🤣

I cant stop giggling as i write this.

Perhaps that is a shelf and the perfect place to keep your clinique soap

“Is that a loofah, or are you just glad to see me?”

And he’s aiming both ’things’ in the same direction at what? I’m also trying to figure out that look on his face.

He looks like he is about to fall backwards

Just counterbalancing the weight out front, Mtn!

Small feet.

This thread is pure awesomeness. 😆

In the unedited picture his manhood is in the same trajectory as his. arrow.

It bothers me that there is no string in the bow and the grout looks bad at the bottom.

I could really drag us into the gutter based on Pal's comments....I'm trying hard to be good.

😁

First, I am immature.

Second, that shower would make me want to get up every morning.

Now I will go to my room and think about what I said. 😂

Don't drop the soap.

I was reluctant to open this post, anticipating a very hairy torso that would clog the shower drain but this has been hilarious!

😳

I shot an arrow into the air.....

I prefer to shower alone.

I like him.

I noticed the gaps and missing caulking below him too. But looks at the detail cuts in the field tile. Someone was pretty good with a tile saw. I hope this job didn't make them change professions.

I'm just not into guys who get "all that" while brandishing a weapon...

Might make a good towel holder, though.

Rubyclaire, you win. Lol. Best comment ever.

jojoco, in case one prefers liquid soap instead:

^^^soap dispenser available at Amazon

Y’all are a riot! 🤣

Should be included in the listing photos!

Best. Thread. Ever.

That left arm is really off in relation to the rest of the figure.

Perhaps the [censored portion] is to distract from the problems in rendering the figure.

There are definitely anatomical problems with the figure — the left arm is ’off’ because that guy has two right hands! :)

“Is that a loofah, or are you just glad to see me?”

I don't think he can see. You know the old saying, "f you loofah too often...."

Allison! I just spit up my tea.😆😂

I like the loofah idea. How about a well placed shower pouf? Green, like a fig leaf.

What bothers me is that he has two right arms, and so the way he is holding the bow is a bit disturbing. The palm of his left hand should be facing us. What is supposed to be his left arm is rather long, as pointed out.

You should see the living room: ( I know it's old but worth a revisit.)

Lars, palimpsest: LOLZ!

Pal, I've seen that photo before...probably from you. It often pops up whenever anyone starts talking about "boob lights"...

:)

What bothers me is that he has two right arms,

Hmm, I hadn't noticed the arms. Too busy looking elsewhere.

the torso is supposed to be turned as though he were shooting a bow (which makes the left arm appear longer) and the right arm is bent and angled toward you (making it look oddly stubby and reminding us why the classical artists didn't put anybody in this pose) and he's supposed to remind us of classical art which is why he's hunting nekkid and he's lacking a palm and some fingers because it's simplified art (which is why he seems to have 2 right arms) but they didn't carry the lack of detail throughout so he's kind of a mess.

Have some sympathy for the poor guy. He didn't ask for any of this.

His torso is rotated right, and left arm is fully extended, lengthening the appearance of left arm; and right arm is flexed, shortening appearance of right arm. Could he also have his left hand rotated, so palmer surface is lateral, making it appear like like the right hand?

ROTFLM** !!! I just can't help but shake my head at what mindset would commission something like that! Unlike a framed painting or photograph, it's just so much more permanent! Hmmm . . . ok, I don't even want to go there (LOL)!

Reading all the answers and laughing. My DH told me I was having too much fun! This thread is great.

It's pretty rough being a 2-dimensional man in a 3-dimensional world. Or is he a 3D man in a 2D world? Who are we to say?

All I know is, the tv ads all say to seek medical attention if it lasts more than 4 hours - this guy has that number beat. 😁

As I get older I find my balance is not what it used to be and this would make a perfect shower grab bar.

Only on houzz would people notice the grout line issues.

This reminds me of a house viewing I had several years back. The owner had numerous large scale photos on the walls, in full glory. And unusually, the owner was there during the viewing. It was difficult to make eye contact when addressing the owner, while attempting to ignore the "elephant" in the room. (especially after audible my audible "oh!" could be heard after I entered a room. Luckily these were not self portraits)

Just saw this commercial for Versace Eros and thought of this thread. He would have been a better model for tile boy.

If only we had a "laugh button here.

The comments are priceless!

LOL