Susan, that's my second all time favorite Far Side. I loved Midvale School for the gifted long before they started putting it on mugs and t-shirts

Swimming Coach: "Hey! Why are you doing only the backstroke?" Swimmer: "Because I just ate, sir. I don't want to swim on a full stomach."

Sign on a truck that pumped septic: Where a straight flush beats a full house.

After picking up food for his daughter's cat, George spied a new bowl for the pet and grabbed it too. "Shall I have the cat's name written on the side of the bowl?" offered the store owner. "No, don't bother," replied George. "He can't read anyway."