Annie, every time I see that one, I hear Waylon Jennings and see the 'General Lee'. Rusty

Swimming Coach: "Hey! Why are you doing only the backstroke?" Swimmer: "Because I just ate, sir. I don't want to swim on a full stomach."

Lars, I won't shed my clothes for anything, but a few years ago, around Christmas a local store was offering 20% off to any customer who'd sing a Christmas Carol. I saw the sign as we were in line. I turned to hubby and said Let's do it! No way in hell would he sing, so I started to belt out a carol and got the others in line to sing too. Hilarious, and 20% off.

I had visited a cafe one day with my friends. The waiter recommended that we try their special coffee. We agreed and soon the coffee arrived. As we drink the coffee, we realized that it tastes like dirt and mud. Disgusted by the fact, all of us complained immediately. The alarmed waiter rushes over and says, "Well Sir, it was fresh ground coffee!"