In honor of upcoming birthdays :-)

SSusanwv

So there were these scientists studying a frog. They decided to teach the frog to jump on command. 'jump frog' they would say. He did. Then the team decided to expand the test. 'jump frog' they said. He jumped 16 feet! They removed one of his legs. 'jump frog' they said. He jumped 12 feet! A second leg was removed. 'jump frog'; he jumped 8 feet. A third leg removed. 'jump frog'. He jumped four feet. They removed his last leg. 'jump frog'. Nothing. 'jump frog' they commanded. Still nothing. Last chance. 'jump frog'. He doesn't move. Their conclusion? 'Frogs without legs can't hear.' science speaks [until you remove their legs?]

Jeb -- I 'get it', and I see a 'male' bic pen, but am not sure what the 'female' part IS. A tape recorder? An answering machine? Jasdip -- Now you quit that! There's only one 'baby' permitted in this scenario.