A man was brought to a hospital with heavily fractured bones. The doctor in the intensive care unit asks him, "Are you married?" "No, I've been run over by a truck."

“The trouble with jogging is that, by the time you realize you’re not in shape for it, it’s far too far to walk back.” - Franklin P Jones

Eld, only once is the odometer going to read 123456.

In honor of National Women's Health & Fitness day: Why did the chicken go to the gym? She wanted to work on her pecks.