Ah apparently not...it was from Anthony Oettinger who was a researcher into artificial language working with computers in 1966 and describing how computers struggle to parse the english language such as flies as a noun or a verb.

“The trouble with jogging is that, by the time you realize you’re not in shape for it, it’s far too far to walk back.” - Franklin P Jones

I was observing two men that were working for the public works department. One would dig a hole and the other would follow behind him and fill the hole in. After a while I had to ask, "Why do you dig a hole, only to have your partner follow behind and fill it up again?" The hole digger wiped his brow and sighed, "Well, I suppose it probably looks odd because we're normally a three-person team. But today the lad who plants the trees called in sick."

I hate finding a surprise cut or bruise on my body, like "Shouldn't I have felt that? Where was I when this happened?"