In honor of upcoming birthdays :-)

A man was brought to a hospital with heavily fractured bones. The doctor in the intensive care unit asks him, "Are you married?" "No, I've been run over by a truck."

I was observing two men that were working for the public works department. One would dig a hole and the other would follow behind him and fill the hole in. After a while I had to ask, "Why do you dig a hole, only to have your partner follow behind and fill it up again?" The hole digger wiped his brow and sighed, "Well, I suppose it probably looks odd because we're normally a three-person team. But today the lad who plants the trees called in sick."

In honor of National Women's Health & Fitness day: Why did the chicken go to the gym? She wanted to work on her pecks.