Anyone agree that apple stole the design of the peashooter?

@Annie Deighnaugh, I've lost the ability to Like the Originating Post, but I liked your hicupping spider.

Happy birthday, Mr. D.! And many thanks to Ms. D. for starting this thread every day!

I was observing two men that were working for the public works department. One would dig a hole and the other would follow behind him and fill the hole in. After a while I had to ask, "Why do you dig a hole, only to have your partner follow behind and fill it up again?" The hole digger wiped his brow and sighed, "Well, I suppose it probably looks odd because we're normally a three-person team. But today the lad who plants the trees called in sick."