A squirrel was sitting in an apple tree. All of a sudden a cow started climbing up the tree. Surprised to see a climbing cow the squirrel asked the newcomer, "What the heck are you doing here?" The cow replied, "I thought I'd eat some oranges." "But this is an apple tree." "I know. I brought my own."

Salonva, i stubbed my little toe yesterday and made that same face. All purple today ( toe, not face).

My dad always insisted that we leave Santa a beer and a baloney sandwich!

If roosters can start their days screaming, well then dang it so can I.