Jerry was in a Hospital bed wearing an oxygen mask over his mouth. "Nurse" he mumbles "are my testicles black?" The nurse raises his gown, holds his penis in one hand and his balls in the other. She takes a close look and says, "There's nothing wrong with them sir." Jerry pulls off the oxygen mask, smiles at her and says very slowly: "Thanks for that. It was lovely but listen very very carefully ... Are-my-test-results-back?!"

IF a giraffe wore hats or ties, he'd wear a hat on his head and a tie at the base of his neck -- the way people wear them. He wouldn't wear 'knob covers'. (BTW, do those have a function?) I LOVE the "Smiles" here. Thank you all so much!

“When there are dogs and music, people have a good time.” - Emmylou Harris

Studies show that cows produce more milk when the farmers talk to them.... It's a case of in one ear and out the udder.