Jerry was in a Hospital bed wearing an oxygen mask over his mouth. "Nurse" he mumbles "are my testicles black?" The nurse raises his gown, holds his penis in one hand and his balls in the other. She takes a close look and says, "There's nothing wrong with them sir." Jerry pulls off the oxygen mask, smiles at her and says very slowly: "Thanks for that. It was lovely but listen very very carefully ... Are-my-test-results-back?!"

donna - that is such a precious photo of your gsons! and look at all the bubbles!

You know your old when you look at Santa Claus and think... "Gosh, he looks so young!"

Studies show that cows produce more milk when the farmers talk to them.... It's a case of in one ear and out the udder.