“The trouble ain’t that there is too many fools, but that the lightning ain’t distributed right.”

- Mark Twain

My wife said to me, "How on earth are we going to use 9% less gas this winter?"
"You can stop burning my dinner for a start," I replied.

From this:

To this handsome guy:

Blows me away. One of our bottle-fed babies.

Love the puns...wow..on the beautiful big Cat, Donna. He is so handsome.

He was a tiny little thing, wasn't he? Salon...I'm still giggling over that one...

thanks!!!!

Donna, your cat is just beautiful.

How true, Jasdip!

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I don't understand The Far Side cartoon. Help?

Me, either. Laundering money but what are the other two?

Assault and battery.

Thank you. I had a complete brain freeze.

I thought it was salt and peper shakers

Donna....Isn't that your cat named Mouse?

Thanks, ded before tired,

I didn't get it, either.

o j

Oh brother!

salonva’s really made me laugh.

Donna, that gorgeous feline has cattitude.

Sorry if I offended you, ded - guess I've spent too much time on those "sayings" puzzles.

And over the years I have played some games with peoples' names: haven't meant to hurt folks' feelings.

I'm really sorry if I hurt yours today.

ole joyful

Yes, Nicole, that's Mouse. He is now 5.