ha, good one.

Annie, so funny because the cable guy is coming today 12-2.

Wife: 'What are you doing?'
Husband: Nothing.
Wife: 'Nothing...? You've been reading our marriage certificate for an hour.'
Husband: 'I was looking for the expiration date.'

“The one thing that unites all human beings, regardless of age, gender, religion, economic status, or ethnic background, is that, deep down inside, we all believe that we are above-average drivers.”

― Dave Barry,
“Dave Barry Turns Fifty”

I took my cat to visit the dogs:

lol, olychick!

I think the term should be rather like on a number of our grocery purchases, Jim, which were changed from expiration dates of earlier years, to "Best before ... " (date) some time ago.

ole joyful